have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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- Katniss: I have to marry Peeta.
- Fandom: Oh, poor Katniss. That must be so hard for you.
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- person: taylor swift isn't good.
- me: she was named women of the year
- me: she sold out msg in under a minute which makes her the fastest person to ever sell it out
- me: she has won over 100 awards
- me: her album fearless was the biggest seller of 2009
- me: she sold over 1 million copies of her album speak now the first week
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- taylor swift: excuse my success
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Tracks include:
- Flies Fly
- Back to Kosher
- Dear John the Billy Goat
- The Story of Jesus
- Better Than Fleas
- Last Cheese
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“is that fire…? is… is it hot fire? i’m a giant… i bet i could touch it and find out… but… can people see me doing this? i’d better be ~stealthy.”
lmao what are you doing taylor


